Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes

A blond woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blond. The blond cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally asked. The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.” The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said. The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Not a big joke fan, but I am trying to be, this one was sent to me by a friend recently and I laughed – though maybe you would too.

The Mitchell Report – As I See It

Ex Liberal Senator (not ex in the money he is still shamefully raking in from the American people through his should be criminal pension) George Mitchell’s report on performance enhancing drug use in Major League Baseball was released yesterday. The report is full on innuendo and hearsay. Little did the ex senator care about names he has slandered and stained via his report. Based simply on words of some very unstable and shaky people. What should we come to expect from liberal Democrats whose own survival as politicians are based on these very same tactics. The could never have been elected to office on the principles they stood for thus they had to tear down others. Truth be told Senator Mitchell is himself very much complicit in millions of murders. I do believe murder is a stronger case than athletes taking drugs to “so-called” improve their performance. Where is the Mitchell Report on the modern day holocaust of which he is a major architect (the killing of millions of innocent children)? Bloody hands have they (read my article Bloody Hands on this subject) and are in no position to make judgment on fellow Americans.

Even if these allegations, innuendo, hearsay and rumor are true – Ex-Senator George Mitchell has used a method that is unbecoming of decency, yet expected of his ilk, that does more damage than it helps. He owes apologies to many people.

The Mitchell Report in its method is a shame! A shame on the ex senator.

I publicly call on him to apologize to those he has slandered based on material that would never hold up in a court of law.

James Patrick Broughton – Day 5

Another wonderful day. Slept almost the whole night and was peaceful throughout the day.

“O give thanks unto the LORD; for he is good; for his mercy endureth for ever.” (1 Chronicles 16:34)

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“Good and upright is the LORD: therefore will he teach sinners in the way” (Psalms 25:8)

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“For the LORD God is a sun and shield: the LORD will give grace and glory: no good thing will he withhold from them that walk uprightly.” (Psalms 84:11)

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“He that handleth a matter wisely shall find good: and whoso trusteth in the LORD, happy is he.” (Proverbs 16:20)

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“Good and upright is the LORD: therefore will he teach sinners in the way.” (Psalms 25:8)

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“O give thanks unto the LORD; for he is good: because his mercy endureth for ever.” (Psalms 118:1)

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“But now, O LORD, thou art our father; we are the clay, and thou our potter; and we all are the work of thy hand.” (Isaiah 64:8)

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“Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.” (James 1:17)

James Patrick Broughton – Day 4

Another near perfect day. James slept almost the whole night!

In the morning after being changed and feed, perfectly content. Oh that we would be like this:

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Hey little man – look over here:

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Much better boy, you better listen like that to your dad your whole life!

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Daddy’s Boy indeed!

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“And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew 18:3)

How about YOU – are you saved and on your way to heaven? Saved is a Bible word! You can know for sure that you have a home in heaven, read more click here!

James Patrick Broughton – Day 3

First night spent at home and all went great. James was up once during the night to eat and rested well the rest of the night.

In the morning all wrapped up:

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In the sun light about to receive his first sponge bath (fun wow):

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Awe right mom – enough of this already:

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All clean and content:

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Lord you sure have given us a great gift. We at the Broughton home cannot get enough of him!

“As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth. Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.” (Psalms 127:4-5)